12.Stage Skool Kidz
'Cause they got rich parents, they get a better chance
Packed off to a stage school, they're taught to sing and dance
Elocution lessons is part of their routine
They're just a bunch of clones, spewed from a big machine
Sycophantic parents is all they have to show
They only turn out as the lowest of the low
You're the stage school kids, you're all brought up to sell
You're ugly and you're snobby, that's what you do so well
You all sound like each other, that's how you can tell
You're the stage school kids, why don't you go to hell
They get their massive break from being on the TV
A big part in an advert for a food company
Deplorably embarrassed is what they're gonna be
They all end up presenting cable channel 53
Sycophantic parents is all they have to show
They only turn out as the lowest of the low
You're the stage school kids, you're all brought up to sell
You're ugly and you're snobby, that's what you do so well
You all sound like each other, that's how you can tell
You're the stage school kids, why don't you go to hell
Why don't you go to hell
Sycophantic parents is all they have to show
They only turn out as the lowest of the low
You're the stage school kids, you're all brought up to sell
You're ugly and you're snobby, that's what you do so well
You all sound like each other, that's how you can tell
You're the stage school kids, why don't you go to hell
Go to hell
Why don't you go to hell
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